leftover beef: two favorite recent onion articles

Monday, April 21, 2008

two favorite recent onion articles

New Chemical Weapon Ennui Gas Induces Listlessness, Dissatisfaction With Life

New Chemical Weapon 'Ennui Gas' Induces Listlessness, Dissatisfaction With Life

Grandfathers Accidentally Switched At Hospital

Grandfathers Accidentally Switched At Hospital

2 comments:

Mary Jane said...: Ennui gas, brilliant!

Sigga; April 21, 2008 at 4:20 PM
Betty said...: i know! that's my fallback excuse now. i was in that 5-year-testing group. makes so much sense.; April 22, 2008 at 11:18 PM

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favorite quotes from R

can we add some jose cuervo to our huevos rancheros?
there's a national art collection in Wales?
i'd have nothing to fear if you became a zombie because i am not a carrot. do you think vegetarian zombies feel conflicted?
we british aren't really known for our food. well, we are but not in a positive way.
you could be the terry wogan of olympic commentary
i'm wearing red; i might get charged by a bull when we cross the field.
i think you and james caan would get along. i don't know why, i just think he'd like you.
oh, look, i'm bethany, i'm on a mac. how's it work?
are you alright?
but what's more christmas-y than shooting the heads off of zombies?
oh, fishcotheque is a fish and chips shop!? i thought it was a disco for fish!
old people flock to cakes and jams.
they're not even playing! it's just a cd! they're just sitting there, one is eating a cornish pasty and the other is drinking a starbucks!
Aww, you're watching Top Gear whilst i'm cooking dinner?!
...and then we should go have a really nice meal in a nice restaurant in Guildford. I can't think of anywhere.